Being experts in the world of Stubby Holders we often hear some crazy nay-sayers suggesting Stubby Holders 'don't work', they don't keep your drinks cooler for longer and in fact can heat them up quicker.... Well, have we got a story for you - no, not just some anecdotal wish wash.
So, you’ve got your ice-cold beverage—whether it’s a beer, soda, or that fancy kombucha your health-conscious friend brought to the BBQ. You want it to stay frosty for as long as possible, right? Enter the hero of the day: the neoprene stubby holder, AKA the cozy little wetsuit for your drink. Let’s break down how this magic works, with a bit of a twist:
Insulation: The Thermal Bouncer
Think of neoprene as your drink’s personal bodyguard, stopping heat from crashing the party. It’s a bit like hiring a very enthusiastic bouncer for your beverage—keeping the heat from the sweaty atmosphere outside from creeping in and warming up your drink. Neoprene is made up of closed-cell foam, which is basically a fancy way of saying "a bunch of tiny air bubbles." These bubbles slow down heat transfer like your drunk uncle trying to run up a hill—nope, not happening quickly! As a result, your drink stays chilly, and you stay happy.
Condensation: Bye-Bye Bottle Sweat
You know that annoying sweat that forms on your can or bottle like it’s having a midlife crisis in the summer heat? Yeah, that's condensation—tiny droplets that make your hand all wet and your drink warm up faster. Neoprene steps in here too, like a big fluffy towel for your beverage. It wraps itself around the can, creating a barrier so all that moisture from the air can’t stick to the cold surface. Without condensation, the drink stays cool longer because there’s less heat being transferred. So, instead of your beer feeling like it just ran a marathon, it stays as chill as your favorite laid-back playlist.
No More Ice-Cold Hand
Ever held a cold drink for so long that your hand starts to feel like you’re holding a snowball? Neoprene stubby holders also save your hand from turning into a popsicle. You can sip your drink in peace, knowing that your hand will stay at a comfortable temperature, while your drink stays cold.
So, in essence, a neoprene stubby holder is like a little ninja for your drink—protecting it from the warm outside world, keeping it cool, and saving it from the sweaty mess of condensation. It’s like a drink-sized superhero cape, except instead of flying, it’s just really, really good at chilling
